cauliflower criminal

Matthew J. Ryan, pondering his new life in Fed Prison

Few earn the undistinguished honor of getting kicked out of  fed club, cushy Otisville Satellite Camp and those honors go to Matthew J Ryan. How can you get kicked out of a camp? What are you stupid? Do you know what is facing you in a low or a holding facility? You can literally face death.
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Ari Glucksman

Basically, he stepped on the toes of Ari Glucksman, pictured above, and Michael Weiss, two local Jewish guys from New York, one a semi chasid and the other, an ex chasid. These and others may have sent in "Cop Outs" or forms you use to notify authorities about an issue and when they pile up against a person, that person can end up in solitary confinement or the SHU. This is what happened to Mr. Ryan. He was busy with lawsuits, divorce, and what not, and he used to spread his paperwork on dining room tables, Jewish chapel and where ever he else he can find a table and disturb people. He also used to train people in the gym allegedly for money or commissary and that is illegal. When he got kicked out, his cubicle filled up the back of the police pickup truck. The man is a real horder. He had 10 fans, thousands of pieces of paper, many radios. He was in the SHU for a few months till he was transferred to Fort Dix, where I came from. He went from greens to khaki.

Sometimes when he passed me he used to just mumble weird sayings so I cannot understand how he duped anyone. He is as strange as they come. To read his story, go here...http://blog.timesunion.com/crime/troy-based-ponzi-schemer-matthew-j-ryan-gets-10-years-judge-calls-him-insidious/9812/. He looks half normal but once you get into a conversation with him, you see he is missing some screws. His ears are all mangled, probably from his alleged wrestling career. That is why I nicknamed him the cauliflower criminal.

 I had an incident with him too. There were two kosher microwaves in the dining room and there were many Jews using them, so I went to the other side to use the "goyim" - non Jew one. Anyways, the meal is double wrapped so I am sure my Rabbi would not be upset. In any event, as I am warming it up, he starts complaining that I am hogging the microwave. First of all, the non Jewish meals come steaming hot from the oven. It is our meals that come frozen like antartica and we need at least 10 minutes to de thaw it. If I would have to wait for the Jewish microwaves, I would start eating a half hour later and I need to go back to "work".  When someone makes a comment in the dining room, the whole place hears it, that is how small Otisville is.  I retorted back to him, "do you own the microwave?" Even CO Scelba heard about this incident and called me into his office. I explained to him what happened and he advised me to just use the kosher microwave, so as not to antagonize anyone.

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